Productivity Guru Announces New Breakthrough to Get Everything Done

In a groundbreaking announcement, productivity great Mark Forster has announced a brand new system that will revolutionize personal productivity.

“The only way to get everything done is to have nothing to do. It’s very simple,” he announced in a videocast this morning. “If you have nothing to do, there is nothing to get done. By default that means everything gets done. That’s 100% productivity.”

Mr. Forster also announced in the same videocast that he will be retreating to a small island in the Atlantic and spend his days doing nothing.

April Fools! This prank post was produced with the full consent of Mark Forster, who has an outstanding sense of humor. No, it’s he’s not moving, and he doesn’t recommend chucking everything. And his real productivity systems still rock.

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